Mormons do research, seeking to convert Christians to mormonism by trying to convince them that arcane mormon temple rituals are necessary to gain salvation.
The questions...
http://pewforum.org/uploadedFiles/Topics/Belief_and_Practices/religious-knowledge-topline.pdf
The methodology...
http://pewforum.org/U-S-Religious-Knowledge-Survey-Appendix-A-Survey-Methodology.aspx
Well, that does it. Mormonism MUST be true. I’m rushing off to sign up right now, as soon as I burn all my pretty underwear, pour out that little bottle of bourbon I use for bourbon salmon, find my checkbook, and change into a calf-length skirt.
Oh my heck! Anybody know a good laser tattoo removal place?
Yes, that is it. /sarc
Sheeeeeesh.