SCRIPTURE! I realize that is irrevelant to you especialy when compared to man-made Tradition..
Scripture is not irrelevant (not irrevelant, but that is probably a sticky key or the malfunction between your keyboard and chair), but there are no records, only accounts which require faith to believe. This is as God intended.
As for man-made tradition how does the sola scriptura crowd explain enjoying a Christmas Tree and celebrating Christmas on Dec 25th?