You know, if you'd written "I do not believe you are a good Christian" or "a sane Christian" or even a whole host of various other things I'd have just scrolled on down.
I think that's over the top.
You gotta quit that.
You’re raising the average score of your co-religionists by persistently being so sane and reasonable. What will they think! I’d hate for them to consign you to a Proddy out-group on general principles of being toooooo atypical.
/s