I always wanted to go to Jimmys Swaggerts Bible School, then evolving to Swargarts Bible College and then to Swaggarts Theological University. Poor Jimmy surrounded by all those Mary hankies in Baton Rouge.
Why no more jimmy and acceptance of space cadets?
Accept the gospel of Jesus and jettison the space cadets
If you like I would be your personal religious instructor while becoming a christian.
Love Jesus
Please excuse me while I get my barf bucket.
Some assertions are too much even for my pretty durable constitution.