Praised be Jesus Christ, NOW AND FOREVER!
I’m actually relieved you didn’t end that post with “to arms, to arms”. After I muted Jerry Lewis (an unheard of high crime in my home) and read it aloud to my wife I came very close to taking a hallelujah lap around the neighborhood and the police have enough to do on a holiday weekend already.
Hallelujah lap: good
Hallelujah lap with insufficient clothing: Not good.
Just sayin’