Wait, I thought Cleopatra was "Queen of Denial".
STATIONS OF THE WHITE HANKY:
1. Icon to bearing false witness
2. The black/white icon of duplicity, the double standard dance
3. The icon to the doctrine of—when all else fails—kill the messenger.
4. Icon to chronically changing the subject
5. Icon of obfuscations to the supreme degree
6. Icon of the rubber bible
7. Icon of the rubber history texts
8. Icon of the rubber daffynitionary
9. Icon of the rubber logic text
10. Icon of hubris to the supreme degree
11. Icon of the fickle fingers groping for any explanation but the truth
12. Icon to the unholy flip-flops in word meanings and arguments
13. Icon to the kill-the-messenger-in-worshipful-behalf-of-Mary strategy
14. Icon to the fantasized divine right, to be correct, pristinely sanctified & perfectly flawless in all respects in all cases all the time, regardless.
15. Icon to chronic & obsessive inconsistency.
16. Icon to the rc rabid clique trolling ritual
17. Icon to the undivine right of terminal snootiness to the max.
18. Icon to the selective-slice-n-dice samba reading of the early Christian writers.
19. Icon to the haughty tyrannical !!!!DEMAND!!!! for an apology for imagined wrongs that never happened.
20. The half size gold projector Icon to the psychodynamic defense of PROJECTION