Do you really think there is a book? Why would God need a book since he is omniscient? In any event, books were state of the art technology 2000 years ago, but surely God would have access to far better technology were he to need it. Maybe your literalist understanding is a little too limited because of your limitations, not God's.
Sheesh. Why do you deny the plain reading and meaning of Scripture and then make up your own fairy tales about how God must do things and pass those off as valid?
I guess you’ve learned your Catholicism well.
Catholics do not understand metaphors..that is why they are catholics