ROTFL, but if you're going to hold me to it, just make sure it's veneration and not adoration.
Oh,
GREAT VENERABLE ARCHIVIST . . .
may all your saves be as eternal as useful;
may all your archives be backed up 7 times over;
may all your searches be quick, fruitful and painless;
may all your vivid illustrations of RC hogwash be abundantly read and applauded;
may all your proofs be air and water tight;
may all your information be on quick and easy recall;
may your faithful duties entail much reward and satisfaction;
may you have the other side in robust derision routinely;
may all who guffaw at how well you trounce the opposition never need new keyboards;
. . .
. . .