Just something to end on that might leave you with a smile.
My wife is ex-RC. The first time she walked with me to church (Baptist) on the way she asked "what if they're doing weird things and we want to leave".
I responded, "honey, I'm 6' tall 220lbs and we'll sit in the back. I don't think anyone will try to stop us."
She couldn't believe how much she enjoyed being in church and talking with the "blue haired" ladies afterwards. She never looked back.
PRAISE GOD!
THX.
A man went with his wife to mass for the first time. It was sit, stand, greet others, sit, stand, kneel, walk, kneel... he was sitting there and got his handkerchief out to wipe his sweaty face, and then laid it across his lap to dry out. His wife looked over and, "Is your fly open?", to which he replied, "No, is it supposed to be?" :o)