LOL
If the pages of the Bible are burning you, try reading them underwater. ;-)
Great idea, but first I will have to learn Braille since it hurts to open my eyes in a pool. And readin the Bible underwater in the tub just seems disrespectful.
Honestly I could never deliberatly get a Bible wet. I even hate to see one all marked up (though I realize most people make notations for good intentions) and a Bible would have to be practically falling apart for me to feel o.k. throwing it away. Maybe that is silly but the Bible is so much more than just a book to me.