“Lovie, come quickly... the riff-raff have gathered in the street again..holding black books..and saying something about God’s Word being enough..sit down dear..I know it’s a frightful thought..imagine THEM reading the same words as the church reads to us..please dear..don’t faint..they will soon tire of their commoness and go away...I’ll close the drapes, dear..light a candle and pray for their ability to hear what the church wants us to hear..”
Indeed. Cue the cat with it’s paws over its ears.
lol!!