Perhaps you have earned enough ‘indulgences’ that He will overlook your levity..;)
God gave man a sense of humour for some reason. Perhaps it was to allow him to survive the Religion forum and soldier on. :)
Folks, you won’t find the Trinity mentioned in the Bible! You can only get it through the Catholic Church!
1Jn 5:7 For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one.
It even tells you who to pray to and how
Mat 6:9 After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.
Mat 6:10 Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.
Mat 6:11 Give us this day our daily bread.
Mat 6:12 And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
Mat 6:13 And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.
It also doesn’t include a Hail Mary
NOT ONE
I does however mention the queen of heaven .
Jer 7:18 The children gather wood, and the fathers kindle the fire, and the women knead their dough, to make cakes to the queen of heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto other gods, that they may provoke me to anger.
It seems the LORD was not pleased when the people made offerings to her
Jer 7:19 Do they provoke me to anger? saith the LORD: do they not provoke themselves to the confusion of their own faces?
You can get a lot of things from the Catholic Church alright , many of which are not in scripture.