[Quix]

First you put your left foot in and shake it all about
then you put your left foot out and shake it all about

Then you talk out of one side of your mouth and shake it all about.

Then you talk out of the other side of your mouth and shake it all about.

Then you write out of one side of your fingers and waggle it all about.

Then you write out of one side of your fingers and waggle it all about.

Then you prance about in elite finery thanking God to high Heaven that you’re not like those Proddys over there

tooooooo silly and low class to be able to manage such a centuries long scam.

[Brian Kopp DPM]

You do know that the Hokey Pokey itself is an anti-Catholic slur, right? Or were you just being cute?