Proddys would have to work hard for centuries to catch up with the diverse fractious factions under the Vatican umbrella.
Given the bureaucratic magicsterical power-mongers—each with a different slant . . . and lots of local pontificating folks with different slants . . . it’s no wonder Scuba Teddy Kennedy and Puhlousey can claim brazenly to be Roman Catholic with as viable a version of Roman Catholocism as any other powerful, wealthy elite courted by the Vatican as pretty good alright kosher enough to kiss Papal rings etc.
What a farce.