"Lovie, darling, pull the drapes. It appears the riff-raff have returned, with their raised voices, shouting "It's a free gift" or some such nonsense. And spoiling our view. Everyone who's anyone knows we bought and paid for that pew. 'Free?!' auhauhau..that made me chuckle, dear. Light a candle and pray for their humility..."
INCREDIBLE.
. . . slightly more creative than their usually mundane parade of heretical idolatry and blasphemy . . . still . . . preposterously incredible.