[small voice in the wilderness]

Did you see this thread:Steve Jobs Responds to I 4 Reception Problems: "Stop Holding It The Wrong Way"

Maybe that's the problem here; stop holding the Bible upside down. It MAY make more sense....lol!

[Quix]

THAT MIGHT

explain it.

Though, GIVEN THE DEGREE OF ERROR,

They must cut it into tiny scraps of paper with a few words on each one and then put them in a whirlwind . . . and read the result . . .

No wonder it takes a magicsterical to make sense out of THAT!