Some would offer that it's a cult of nothing but sin and sinners, of blasphemy and pedophilia, but I probably wouldn't go that far.
I don't compare myself with these three at all.
Actually, when you claim Obama is a "Protestant" and basically state that Protestantism is the reason he's ruining America, you paint a big red circle on yourself.
When you asserted the destruction of America at the hands of Obama was due to his (incorrectly ascribed) "Protestantism", you opened this "guilt by association" challenge for inclusion in the debate.
If one doesn't want to be seen as guilty, one should stop constructing self-incriminating arguments and then issuing them, ventriloquist-like, from a straw man.
I might ask you about your self comparison with Ted Haggard or Jimmy Swaggart, but I really don't care.
Evangelicals, or what you term "Protestants" do not assert any moral, theological, or ethic superiority due to any hierarchical management structure, nor in fact to any human construct or tradition whatsoever, so attempting to decry the actual Christian church en toto by decrying two of its members has no logical basis or effect. It is basically saying "Nuh uh, you are". But, when one has come to a battle of wits unarmed, one swings whatever one has access to, I suppose.
Catholics invest all of their theological validity tokens in the group authority of the Romanist priesthood. That Romanist priesthood accepts and continues to embrace Pelosi, Biden, Kennedy, and a host of other reprobate communist child murder-supporting servants of Lucifer, thereby negating any validity they may have held up to that point.
You've summarily lost the argument by your own submitted standard of failure.
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.