You realize that anyone who reads this will now have a low opinion of you and your analytical skills, correct? You made a scurrilous charge and couldn’t back it up. You could not point to any distortion (unless woman ARE allowed to be priests now?), said my opinion was like a rectum, and said my head is up my ass. This would place you somewhere between Kindergarten and second grade in maturity and debate skills.
Now now. Not very Christian of you. (and no, I don’t believe in the ordination of women).