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To: Quix

Yeah. Thank you very much for asking.

He told me that if seeing blasphemies and idolatries makes me violently ill, then I should just avoid seeing them. I was about to ask how then to avoid Romeians, but spied a little plastic statue on his desk wearing a tiny straight jacket and having the caption: St. Paul, Patron Saint of the Insane and I immediately thought the better of it.

Later I got a second opinion from the Fine, Howard, Fine Clinic which told me to apply a hammer to my foot whenever I encounter Maryianity. They assure me that this will immediately take my mind off of blasphemy and idolatry, or so the theory goes.

I have my doubts though, as the violently ill feeling I get is pretty strong.


517 posted on 05/01/2010 1:59:15 PM PDT by Outership (Looking for a line by line Book of Revelation Bible study? http://tiny.cc/rPSQc)
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To: Outership

LOL.

You’re a trip, Bro.


582 posted on 05/01/2010 6:25:47 PM PDT by Quix (BLOKES who got us where we R: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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