I can hardly bear it. Why, I’m barely able to type. I bore the punch punch joke with good humor — well, I don’t want to bore you any further. Lead me not into temptation, I have a lead foot on the gas pedal of religious risk! You can win a medal testing Catholic mettle.
I know a fella that was lead out of temptation by lead,: He tried to steal a coon dog and about an ounce of lead through his rear wind screen ended the temptation but not the risk even if he did utter lots of religious sounding stuff as he ran.
I can't say if his car had Catholic metal in it but he sure learned not to meddle with Protestin’ coon dogs.