[Natural Law]

"My church does not have pedophile pastors."

All evidence is to the contrary and since pedophiles and pederasts work in secrecy your continued absolute denial makes you an accessory.

[Dr. Eckleburg]

Ah, but whatever pederasty or homosexuality that may or may not reside in Presbyterian churches is not protected by Presbyterian churches, defended by Presbyterian churches, tolerated by Presbyterian churches.

Unlike in Roman Catholic churches which are at the center of this scandal.

Not my church. Yours.