Did you hear the “neener neener neener” in that? I did.
Useless high school student council members in middle age or old age, with no life, no accomplishments and no worth. Then they have to make believe that God will give them meaning when they have none for themselves. Calvinism appeals to the utterly useless and those with no self worth, or else to those who oppress others and are seeking a justification. Andrew Carnegie and the slave traders are examples of the latter. We see many of the former here on FR.