[Dr. Eckleburg]

By every study out there, and our own lying eyes, the vast majority of sexual problems in Protestant churches involves heterosexual relationships with adults, and the numbers cited in these studies include not only members of the clergy, but church office workers, janitors, volunteers and members of the congregation.

Whereas in the Roman Catholic church, the figures primarily include only the priests and nuns, and the errors are overwhelmingly homosexual in nature, and involve children.

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

Well, then why don’t you show us the studies...cause the Insurance companies that deal with psychiatric services sure tell a way different story about the protestants!