I am honored and humbled, sir. I graciously accept of my own free will and pledge to guard the Council's Forest with the utmost surety and confidence in my unconditional election. Long live the Order, whosoever they are (since there is no list).
I only hope you can take better care of the Forest than our Keeper of the Institutes did with the personally autographed copy of the Institutes.
Perhaps it has been misplaced within the Forest not near the non list. I shall commence a search immediately, sparing no expense up to the amount of my own beer can cash-ins. It SHALL be found!
Neener Neener Neener.
Sir, sir, sir,
I think we have a problem with the “Keeper of the Forest”.
A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the Keeper of the Forest. “Sir, is there a reason that you’re weaving all over the road?”
The Keeper of the Forest replied, “Oh officer, thank goodness you’re here!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!”
Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, “Sir...that’s your air freshener.”
Now I think unless we have an ADA hiring problem here we need some one who can tell the trees from the forest.
I loaned the Institues to xzins who was going to make a few corrections and explanatory comments.