As Lord Protector of the Fraternal Order of the Knights of the Eternal Time Table, I have unconditionally elected thee to the High Council Honorary Title of "Keeper of the Forest".
BD is our Keeper of the Institutes, but I have this funny feeling that he may have misplaced the personally autographed copy which we all broke down and cashed in our beer cans to buy last year. I only hope you can take better care of the Forest than our Keeper of the Institutes did with the personally autographed copy of the Institutes.
Neener Neener Neener.
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