I hear an old George Carlin skit coming on, "Why do you never hear 'Jesus made me fumble at the line of scrimmage!'"
Haiti is easy for me to explain: Nature is indifferent. The earthquake would have happened had there been the perfect Christian colony on it, had it been run by Satanists, or had it been empty.
BINGO!!
Exactly...and whether it's Haiti or San Francisco or Kuala Lumper...nature remains indifferent!