Please tell me Mia is a horse...
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Special shout out to you Petronski for that one, I had a good lol.
I have read this whole thread, it takes up most of my time when I come home from the gym. It’s like a novel, or like a a movie. Monty Python and the Holy Grail comes to mind, with a few posters playing the unwitting role of the Black Knight. “It’s only a flesh wound, come back here I’ll bite your leg off”