Oh, Quix. Chuckle out loud.
Next, I expect to hear them accusing us of
Rosaries of encapsulated carpet lint in little glass spheres of holy water.
And they'll likely accuse us of hanging sphere's of encapsulated carpet lint from our mirrors as extra car insurance.
Then they'll likely accuse us of having encapsulated blue carpet lint to pray to and fondle as protection against respiratory diseases.
And maybe green encapsulated carpet lint to pray to and carress for lost articles.
And perhaps brown carpet lint to hang on poles around one's garden to insure a good crop.
And maybe red carpet lint for a red hot marriage.
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One kind of gets the impression that it's difficult to impossible for some to construe spiritual life without such . . . idolatrous 'aids' to worship.
Sigh.
Puke.