I am authorized to issue a $10 Million Albert Gore Grant to your data sequestration team to finally prove Anthropogenic Global Warming and silence the Right Wing Critics of our work.
Report to our offices at the University of East Anglia w/o leaving a Carbon Footprint. BTW, there was some trepidation among some of our board members that you might be harboring outdated binary gender normative attitudes, however we waited until they left to attend their daily NAMBLA Board meeting, and then confirmed you by voice vote.
We shall be publishing your results tomorrow. Good show and don't miss the Press Party!
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