I refuse to accept this premise.
Well, that is your whole problem -- it is "your" God who would never do that. You created a concept of a God to suit your beliefs. You aren't letting God to be bigger than you. You somehow expect that a God who you don't understand or agree with to not exist.
"Your" God is a God who doesn't disagree with you or offend you.
But God is a real person, with his own identity. You can't have a real relationship with a person who never disagrees with you.
God is who He is, whether we like it or not.
I know this is an old thread but anyway I thought I'll add to it. Well how do we not know that you haven't created a God to suit your self. Frankly I don't believe you have, but in the same forked tongue you still have the flesh that lives in you which creates a God to suit your ungodly flesh. Its only the Holy Spirit within us that truly worships a true God. Of course I don't have any scripture to back myself up, but then again you didn't either.