I didn't have your religious education and for me it got pretty simple: God was what I heard other people say God was, and that didn't exist. Those that believed were naive, wishful or both.
I would be immensely happy if someone were to enlighten me as to what God is. But that's too much to ask.
You heard some of my thoughts on the topic a month or so back, and bit my head off, so it's gonna have to be someone else if it happens. :)
Please jogg my memory a little. I promise I will behave. :)