>>You should experience the torment us Amish have to deal with!<<
Yeah, I got hit with a bad Amish computer virus at work. I lost all of my work files. The email was passed on to the rest of my team and many of them also were severely impacted before our IT department could cleanse our system. It was devastating.
Here’s the body of the email that carried the virus:
Thou hast just received the Amish Virus.
As we haveth no technology nor programming experience, this virus worketh on the honour system. Please delete all the files from thy hard drive and manually forward this virus to all on thy mailing list.
We thank thee for thy cooperation.
— The Amish Computer Engineering Dept.