[Mad Dawg]

Okay: time for the heavy artillery:

First, after he created all things, Allah created Man. He made a Turk.

Then he made another man: a Greek.

The Greek and the Turk fought, and the Greek won. Allah was distressed. He thought and thought.

Then he made another Greek. The two Greeks fought each other until they were too weak to resist the Turk, who whipped them both.

(With apologies to Kazantzakis.)

So are you going to give me more, uh, potty language, or am I going to get some elucidation here or what? I got more stories where that once came from ....

[Mad Dawg]

It’s not my FAULT! (Star Wars, Han Solo) He MADE me do it!