[B-Chan]

[Zionist Conspirator]

While I share your disbelief in Pentecostalism, I find your references to "snake handlers" offensive. One would think a Catholic monarchist would be a little more sensitive.

Do you really want to sound like an Ivy League liberal?

[Quix]

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[The Comedian]

Ah, more love oozing out from under the confessional door from yet another rusting Romanist mop bucket.

You have no idea how many people far more informed than you laugh, really heartily, at Catholicism's empty rituals, dead congregations, anti-scriptural commandments of men, and downright manufactured fairy tales that pass for its dogma.

But they have the decency to not belly laugh right in your face regarding the silly half-baked theological trainwreck you proudly claim submission to.

Maybe try following their example, Saint B-Chan of Our Lady of Perpetual Derision. It's one less sin of pride you'll have to confess to Father Boyliker.

Doesn't feel very good to have your religious beliefs ridiculed, does it?

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.