[Bubba Ho-Tep]

Back when I was in High School, I loaned a Jim Croce album to a friend. He loaned it to some other guy. That guy started dating a girl who was a member of some fundamentalist church that decided to have a record burning. Guess where my Jim Croce album ended up.

I mean, Jim Croce, for God's sake.

[SoothingDave]

You don’t mess around with Jim.

[ArrogantBustard]

Guess where my Jim Croce album ended up.

Ended up where it belonged?

;'}

[DannyTN]

Jim Croce: Roller Derby Queen

Gonna tell you a story that you wont believe
But I fell in love last friday evenin
With a girl I saw on a bar room t.v. screen

Well I was just gettin ready to get my hat
When she caught my eye and I put it back
And I ordered myself a couple o more shots and beers

The night that I fell in love with a roller derby queen
Round and round, oh round and round
The meanest hunk o woman
That anybody ever seen
Down in the arena

She was five foot six and two fifteen
A bleached-blonde mama
With a streak of mean
She knew how to knuckle
And she knew how to scuffle and fight

And the roller derby program said
That she was built like a fridgerator with a head
Her fans call her tuffy
But all her buddies called her spike