[Nabber]

What could possibly be a “real relic” as far as you are concerned?

And when were you called an atheist and condemned to hell?

I think you may have made that one up.

[TheThirdRuffian]

“What could possibly be a “real relic” as far as you are concerned?”

One that is what it purports to be.

By the way, I have a piece of the One True Cross I picked up in Israel. I’ll sell it to you for a $1,000,000.