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To: topcat54; Alamo-Girl; airborne; Amityschild; AngieGal; aragorn; auggy; autumnraine; backhoe; ...

I KNOW!
I KNOW!
I KNOW!
Preterists, A-mils, Post-mils,
REPLACEMENTARIANS
BELIEVE ADAMANTLY
THAT GOD ALMIGHTY
put the verses about
the fig tree
in those references
because
He was going to
include a recipe
for FIG NEWTONS.
HOWEVER, in His
diligence to
FORGET
all
HIS
ALMIGHTY, OMNISCIENT GOD
EVERLASTING PROMISES TO
Abraham, Isaac and Jacob,
He forgot to
INCLUDE the Fig Newton
recipe, too.

I think REPLACEMENTARIANS et al call that the

INFALLIBLE DOCTRINE OF OMNISCIENT FORGETFULNESS.

/S

413 posted on 09/20/2009 6:38:58 PM PDT by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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To: Quix

416 posted on 09/20/2009 7:35:08 PM PDT by topcat54 ("If Israel is 'God's prophetic clock,' then dispensationalists do not know how to tell time.")
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To: Dr. Eckleburg

Forgot to ping you to my humor.


523 posted on 09/23/2009 5:47:04 AM PDT by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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