” When I think the Lord is speaking to me, it’s more like, “Stop complaining and sort the laundry, already.”
Snort* LOL!
My “Lord” moment is usually, “Ok, so you think that was a charitable thing to say, do you?”
I’ve heard that one, too, in rather more blunt phrasing!
The Lord has spoken to me so many times in this vein, He has a shorthand now: “Hey....I heard that.”