And with apologies to Brylcreem, the "Listening Process" in a nutshell:
List'ning, a li'l indaba'll do ya,A hair-etical jingle. *groan*
List'ning, but we don't really care;
List'ning, forget Holy Tradition,
Ol' continence is more than we can bear.
I deserve to be burned at the stake for such a bad pun...
Ugh. That’s worse than a burned steak.