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Zotted, searching for Illuminati

Posted on 05/31/2009 10:04:12 PM PDT by Illuminati searcher

Edited on 05/31/2009 10:07:17 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

I am searching for members of the Illuminati. I am interested in joining or being invited. I'm willing to do what it takes. Please e-mail me at [snip]. Thank you in advance.


TOPICS: Theology
KEYWORDS: artbell; davidicke; illuminati; reptilians; sionnsar; uranus; zot
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To: Illuminati searcher

I’m with the Illuminati. how may I help you?


21 posted on 05/31/2009 10:39:13 PM PDT by ME-262 (We need Term Limits for the federal house and senate. We need new Bums up there.)
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22 posted on 05/31/2009 10:39:29 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Illuminati searcher

West of the Rockies, Illuminati wild-card line, you are on the air. Good evening.


23 posted on 05/31/2009 10:42:53 PM PDT by Force12
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To: Illuminati searcher

Dim bulbs are not allowed to join the Illuminati.

24 posted on 05/31/2009 10:47:47 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( Don't mess with the mockingbird! /\/\ http://tiny.cc/freepthis)
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25 posted on 05/31/2009 10:49:37 PM PDT by Snurple (VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
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To: Illuminati searcher

I can tell you where they are and how you can join, but then I’d have to kill you. Deal?


26 posted on 05/31/2009 10:50:05 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan
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To: HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity

Seems like everyone’s looking to immanentize the eschaton these days.

Fnord.


27 posted on 05/31/2009 10:51:40 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: Illuminati searcher
I heard that first you have to see Rosie O'Donnell.  She will tell you the secret.  You might find her at DU, or DailyKos, or Huffington. 

 

28 posted on 05/31/2009 10:58:15 PM PDT by OneHun
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To: Illuminati searcher

We aren’t taking any new members right now.


29 posted on 05/31/2009 11:03:44 PM PDT by LifeComesFirst (Until the unborn are free, nobody is free)
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Image and video hosting by TinyPic These are not the Illuminati you are looking for
30 posted on 05/31/2009 11:09:34 PM PDT by ponyespresso (simul justus et peccator)
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31 posted on 05/31/2009 11:32:06 PM PDT by rdl6989
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Bahahahahaha
Say it ain't so
LMAO
IAFZ

32 posted on 05/31/2009 11:38:50 PM PDT by Danae (Amerikan Unity My Ass)
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To: Illuminati searcher

In the library, I found this old dusty book. It was really thick, but buried deep in the book, it says that to join the Illuminati, you must run naked thru traffic in Times Square at precisely 12:00 noon, screaming “I HAD HOT SEX WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA AND LARRY SINCLAIR !!!”

You must scream that over and over, at the top of your lungs, until you are taken to the police station, where you will meet the Illuminati.


33 posted on 06/01/2009 12:01:59 AM PDT by Islam=Murder (The United States - surrendering to Sharia without a peep.)
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To: Liberty Valance

That midget sliding on his face has to be one of the funniest damn things I’ve ever seen.


34 posted on 06/01/2009 12:03:02 AM PDT by bdeaner (The bread which we break, is it not a participation in the body of Christ? (1 Cor. 10:16))
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To: Illuminati searcher

Dont ask me, I only clicked on this to look at pictures of kittehs.


35 posted on 06/01/2009 12:08:43 AM PDT by norton
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36 posted on 06/01/2009 12:15:56 AM PDT by Force12
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37 posted on 06/01/2009 12:20:22 AM PDT by bdeaner (The bread which we break, is it not a participation in the body of Christ? (1 Cor. 10:16))
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The movie sucked.


38 posted on 06/01/2009 1:34:22 AM PDT by Dallas59 ("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
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To: Illuminati searcher

Tired of hitting Troll holes BIGGER than J-Lo's ASS???
Then call the RKBA Fast... Pavers UP!!!

Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!!!

39 posted on 06/01/2009 3:43:57 AM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - Obama is basically Jim Jones with a teleprompter)
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Illuminati is all booked up, but Hell’s Angels and the Mickey Mouse Club are not accepting new members.


40 posted on 06/01/2009 3:56:06 AM PDT by freeplancer
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