I'm always a bit hesitant to post jokes that some people may find offensive. I really meant it when I said that I intended no offense. I can only hope that the joke will be taken in good humor.
Don’t worry, most LDS folks have a great sense of humor. Watch out for Calvinists around here, though.
Often it seems that no matter what you say, somebody will get their nose out of joint.
It’s a beautiful day that God has made, here in central Illinois anyway. If you’re knee deep in snow where you are, you may be offended by that.