[topcat54]

Answering REMOTELY

  and CANDIDLY

    and HISTORICALLY

      and CONGRUENTLY

    and BIBLICALLY

  and ACCURATELY

would SIMPLY

  increase

FRUSTRATION.

[Quix]

I can certainly imagine

that

trying to pretend to be an honest Christian while stretching the RUBBER REPLACEMENTARIAN BIBLE

so persistently sky-West and crooked

would be a classic case of contortionist frustration-in-futility attacks to the max.