[P8riot]

Get in line in that processional
Step into that small confessional
There, the guy who's got religion'll
Tell you if your sin's original

If it is, try playin' it safer
Drink the wine and chew the wafer
Two, four, six, eight
Time to transubstantiate

So get down upon your knees
Fiddle with your rosaries
Bow your head with great respect
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect

Tom Lehrer

[magisterium]

A childish ditty...bravely posted.

[Alex Murphy]

Although I’ve never heard it before, by the time you’d gotten to “Two Four Six Eight Time to Transubstantiate” I was thinking to myself “this sounds a lot like Tom Lehrer” - and I was right!