Game, set, and match ... Checkmate ... And he Scores! But be ready, the mormonism apologists are big on that river in Egypt don’tchaknow. They don’t need no stinking scientific facts.
The Pet shop sketch from Monty Python:
Mr. Praline : Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot, what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Owner : Oh yes, the, ah, the Norwegian Blue... What’s, ah... W-what’s wrong with it?
Mr. Praline : I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it, my lad. It’s dead, that’s what’s wrong with it.
Owner : No, no, ‘e’s ah... he’s resting.
Mr. Praline : Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now.
Owner : No no, h-he’s not dead, he’s, he’s restin’!
Mr. Praline : Restin’?
Owner : Y-yeah, restin.’ Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, isn’t it, eh? Beautiful plumage!
Mr. Praline : The plumage don’t enter into it. It’s stone dead!
Owner : Nononono, no, no! ‘E’s resting!
Mr. Praline : All right then, if he’s resting, I’ll wake him up!