[AmericaUnited]

Those verses just make me chuckle out loud. By the way, from reading the book of Mormon, chapter 9, I get the DISTINCT impression that the author WAS BLATANTLY RIPPING OFF many verses straight from the New Testament. Has anyone ever found any proof whatsoever that the peoples/battles/tribes listed actually existed? I highly doubt it. Archaeological discoveries are constantly proving the authenticity of the real Bible.

And it came to pass in this year there began to be a war between the aNephites, who consisted of the Nephites and the Jacobites and the Josephites and the Zoramites; and this war was between the Nephites, and the Lamanites and the Lemuelites and the Ishmaelites.

My response is from the Book of AU.

AU 7:17-19:

17 And some of the Grande order will disputest thee with falsehoods but smiteth them back not.
18 For they are a confused and stubborn people, clinging to falsehoods and fairy tales from a charlatan.
19 Knowesth this, they maketh for good humor.

[LeGrande]

I am not familiar with the Book of AU (Masonic?) but I particularly liked the 18th and 19th verses.

18 For they are a confused and stubborn people, clinging to falsehoods and fairy tales from a charlatan.
19 Knowesth this, they maketh for good humor.

Sounds like good Atheistic reading material : ) and very descriptive of the Born Agains around here.