[js1138]

If you were much of a Bible reader, you would know that the first copy was written on stone by the finger of God.

Stone is so ephemeral. You'd think the creator of the universe would write on something that would last and could be checked, like golden plates.

[Dog Gone]

And writing with your finger. When is the last time you did that, kindergarten art class?

[editor-surveyor]

Well, you’ve made up your own god anyway, so add those things to your list.