That’s just creepy enough to be gay.
You will do what you want, and it seems I cannot rely on your decency to stop.
But I will continue to label the behavior as I see it.
Creepy and either fake or gay.
Wellllllllllll,
Dearums . . .
y’all just trot on down this heah street
thinkin’ y’all got the bestest
cunstruction on rahlity thar is . . . now, yuh heah?
Cuz the rest of us will just watch
and laugh our fool heads off at the absurdity of y’all’s well exercised puntifications.