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To: enat; Alex Murphy; blue-duncan; BnBlFlag; Dr. Eckleburg; ears_to_hear; Forest Keeper; ...

Oh, Dear!

More absolutely starkly Biblical and Historical Truth.

Whatever will the White Hanky Hysterical Society do???

Ahhhhhhh, yes, I can see it now . . . The only solution, the only redemption, the only deliverance will be the rarely achieved:

The Chinese Fire Drill White Hanky Ritual . . . where all the local faithful gather at midnight in the largest RC parking lot and rush around chaotically throwing White Hankies in the air until all are exhausted and fall in a heap with the hankies. The resulting dogpile is called “Mary’s Mount Moriah Monument.” It is considered another Sacrament of Anointing to have been a part of the dogpile.


9,949 posted on 06/29/2008 9:10:18 AM PDT by Quix (WE HAVE THE OIL NOW http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3340274697167011147)
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To: Quix
The Chinese Fire Drill White Hanky Ritual . . . where all the local faithful gather at midnight in the largest RC parking lot and rush around chaotically throwing White Hankies in the air until all are exhausted and fall in a heap with the hankies. The resulting dogpile is called “Mary’s Mount Moriah Monument.” It is considered another Sacrament of Anointing to have been a part of the dogpile.

Another tightly reasoned, intelligent reply from a protestant poster....oh! wait! Maybe it's some kind of fantasy....no, couldn't be. That would be sick.

9,977 posted on 06/29/2008 9:41:56 AM PDT by Judith Anne
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