[Mad Dawg]

Nope. There is some disagreement that they prove that some people are predestined to hell. That they exist, that they have meaning, we all agree. That they constitute a proof, on that there is some question.

A asks B for a glass of hot water.
B gives A a glass of cold water.
A asks B again for a glass of hot water.
B says, "You asked for water. I gave you water. You are making what must be an intentional error."

A and the onlookers fall on the floor laughing.

[Quix]

Hey.

That’s pretty good!

With a little practice, you could be quite polished indeed, at this.

Don’t know that it holds any currency for accuracy but it’s quite catchy.