***Old Reggie purchased a special
PROTTY VIVID COLOR INDULGENCE—ROYAL ORDER OF RED version.***
I believe that you have already made it adequately clear that you consider the words of Jesus to be inadequate.
***Thanks to the UNPope for small favors. Amen.”
The miniscule sum is then automatically transferred to his Heavenly account and can be spent immediately via any spontaneously contrived enraptured Protty rituals.***
I’m not acquainted with the UNPope. Does he run the UN?
***There’s rumor that a special class of clerics are coalescing into a new order of UnJesuits to compile a list of all the heretofore spontaneous rituals and insure their being***
Do they compete with Met Life?
***It seems, like the poor, the bureaucracy, we always have with us.***
The bureaucracy created the KJV and the Westminster Confession and the two Confessions. You Protestants weigh yourselves down.
WHAT AN UNMITIGATED FALSEHOOD!
I’m not acquainted with the UNPope. Does he run the UN?
Naw. However, rumor has it that He moonlights as the lead Character in an old play called GODSPELL.
The bureaucracy created the KJV and the Westminster Confession and the two Confessions. You Protestants weigh yourselves down.
Ya know, RC’s really ought not to steal Protty’s lines and constructions on reality. Your RELIGIOUS political power mongering committees have been bureaucratizing pseudo-“Christianity” for 1600 years . . . you don’t NEED any of our lines! LOL.